Hi there. Another moment with BORIS. Yep. Be advised to read at your own risk.
Same old, same old, check out the Challenges/Stories page for previous updates of this randomness.
I’m still recapping though:
and this other thing,
because its effing hilarious!
Now for the update:
We start our day with Boris being a good daddy… already happy with this update. 😀
THE CLAWWWWW! THE CLAWWW!
Yeah well, it’s so Jim Carrey. As in, not THAT funny anymore. Only Ace Venture 2.
Nway, we continue…
Next day Ivan is out making a snow man.
And coco is in the house…
…err. Coco what are you doing?
“bah. dih. bah. bah. dih. dih.”
Oh Lord. The kid lost it.
“Sing at a musical? But of course.”
Tell me about it… pft.
Two several random days later…
What? What’s wrong Boris?
Oh I see.
You better sit down and teach coco right.
Awww this is a lovely family portrait.
*What? you thought I had something funnier to say? bah.*
You better get someone nude or something. Bah.
One night later,
I had forgotten about Aurora being gone. So much for baby number 2 expectancy.
So I brought her back hoping this time she would stay until the baby was born. *For some reason the action to ask her move in never showed up. So I was left with ‘would you like to stay over’ to deal with. Better something than nothing.*
“You need to go to sleep kiddo. Daddy has some teddy-bear games to play.”
You might as well poke the baby out Boris. With her belly… phew.
And we continue to time-jump. *Aren’t time jumps fun? They create such a feeling of expectancy… whatever.*
World, meet Puzzle.
Puzzle, meet world.
That same day…
Err… who takes out their baby in dippers? Seriously.
Better out in dippers, than at home talking to the air in dippers.
Point taken. Only he is not wearing dippers there Boris–
Well. This is a damn good picture. Aside from coco going crazy in the background.
*sniff. sniff* Thy are so cute together. I just want to do a happy dance now…
“O.M.G you were so attractive when you were young.”
*If not for Aurora in this house. I have no clue what would be done. Take it, I had to change the stove and some other stuff. Boris is not yet making money, but still had a bit from that 5000 simolions. Yep. It lasted this long. Surprisingly.*
A day later,
Nnmmn. “Huff, huff.” NNNmmmmoooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aurora is ready for hospital. Take her.
What can I do when she is screaming like a cow.
Cows don’t scream. They moo. Or whatever.
Well, that. Yeah. She is mooing. Does that mean baby is out?
Baby is coming. Not out yet.
“What they hell are you guys doing??? Take me NOOOOOOOOwwwwwwwwwwwwwmoooooooooo. Huff. Huff. Huff.”
Aurora: You effing bastard hold my effing hand.
Seriously. I have no clue what that would do. But whatever.
And the baby is coming.
And Boris remains motionless. Good start.
That bump went down fast. I wish it was like that in real life. I’ll have like 10 babies.
Aurora: Ivan. You suck.
Let’s not go there shall we. ^ ^
Ivan that’s a cute baby. But… is it supposed to be that big?
It looks huge.
Depending what you are talking about.
Trust me. It ain’t that big. bah. dih. bah. bah. dih. dih.
Aurora was sent away, (didn’t have to do much since she was never ‘moved in’) And then these things happened…
A day later Ivan receives an offer to work as an art appraiser.
I really had no clue what else to do so I bought the last points needed with the rebels and offered was made.
That’s the spirit ma Boris.
So the days happened as followed,
Boris playing guitar for the sake of his LTW.
Boris playing guitar for the sake of his LTW and Ira taking notes of Boris playing guitar for the sake of his LTW for the sake of real time news in Lucky Palms. Classic.
Just because coco is damn cute.
The day for coco’s birthday came. Hooray.
Oh darn it. I got more baby to take care of.
Apparently he is happy Miss Orange is coming to the party.
*Parties. Cakes. Diets.*
So we set the party for 8 PM because why would some one come to a baby’s birthday party in the morning or afternoon? It’s so retro.
And while we wait this guy here seems to be busy building an igloo.
Would it have some beds and computer inside? I could live where ever as long as I have my computer with me.
The Three Amigos.
Alright, enough with the fill in. Here is what we want to look at. (and here is where things changed to day light)
Everyone: Ivan!! GASP — Orange Lady!! GASP — Ivan!! GASP
Orange lady: Werewolf. GASP!!
Why eat cake and dance when we have a broken TV? It’s the trend.
Oh right. And a witch in the house.
Even coco comes out of his craziness once in a while for the wonders of a broken TV.
To the Orange lady: STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR STUPID WITCHY POWERS. Okay calm now.
And coco is now going to blow the candles. *I have nothing else to do but announce the obvious.*
Awww this would actually be a cute picture if it weren’t a stupid glitch.
What is that in the background Ivan? Someone peed their pants?
It wasn’t me.
*A change of skin and hair is a bit lighter.*
Coco… you… Huggles.
Why are you thinking of Orange lady? Don’t think of Orange Lady!!
Random secs later,
“Kid you better get out of my face or you’ll be sorry.”
Kay, moving on…
Kay girl. I’m not going to put you down. You rock on.
And where is Ivan??
This party sucks.
Awww. Precious moments.
Later that night...
HEY! Who did this? Bastards.
Take that you big teddy bear.
No you take that, you big brat.
Have no clue who said what.
Isn’t this update over already? What else is there?
Shhh. You be quiet.
No one told you it would be warm. Wait. Aren’t Igloo’s supposed to be warm? I’m confused.
Now. This is a
less confusing picture better way of enjoying the snow.
And now we are over with this update.
Thank you for reading guys! ❤