Hello simmers, you just landed (too bad) on unpredicted and…well, random (why not?) waters.
- Objectives of this random update: to make you laugh with randomness, although not always achieved. The gamer is expected to play randomly while trying to achieve the set goals, and hope readers find it funny or at least “interesting” enough to read at random moments. And if by any chance you think there is not enough randomness here, then it is advice you re-read this paragraph from the start.
- Obstacles of this random game: Would I ever make it through even the first roll? oh yeah, if you haven’t read the intro post and are wondering what the heck is all these random business about, read here.
Quick, before I jump to the update (It’s terribly boring. You have been warned) I somehow lost my Lapiz hair, and this is where I had fun “playing dressing doll” as my boyfriend calls it:
I love this store hair, but you have to get the de-puffed version so it can look like this.
Closed eye picture!
GOD! With this hair he totally looks like my first cat. Boris.
Boris was a yellow tabby.
He died when I was 10 😦
And this one is a the winner! Hooray for Cazy’s well-crafted hair meshes.
Alright now that all that mumbo- jumbo is out the way, let’s start this legacy:
(for sake of understanding things better, characters on this challenge will have a blue colored text, while my voice will be written in italics)*queue intro music* (just pick a random one)
Welcome one, and welcome all to the beautiful land of Lucky Palms! Isn’t this world amazing? I thought Ivan would like it here because it has a nice party-town feel to it without all the
glitchiness big buildings of Bridgeport.
Okay, where shall we start this legacy….
We start from the point where I take over this
update story, and you stand on the side lines. Watching. Don’t go too far. That way I can ask for help whenever needed.
So… we’re skipping all the David Copperfield stuff, and this is where I should be getting a house.
Do you even know who that is Ivan?
Eh! I’m not just a pretty face. I read books.
It may not be showing here, but you only have 148 simolions left.
Point taken. I hope there is at least some furniture…
Look closely Boris! There should be some furniture somewhere…hidden.
Wow this doesn’t even look like part of the same house… okay so you are set with something. But…
No money, and did you just called me Boris? I’m Ivan. You named me woman!
Kay, moving on…
This house is boring. Thank the goddess for smartphones.
*Technology; smartphones; ineptness.*
This is where the real intro music should queue in…
GO AWAY MASCOT! I cannot go to University yet. I’m freaking broke atm.
It’s a female, we need babies
Boris Ivan. I hope you come out and say hello.
She likes you too.
What can I say? I just radiate sexiness.
*and he says it with that face*
“So I heard it rarely rains in this world.”
“Ugh, tell me about it. It’s too hot these days.”
Right. This is one of those moments I need you. Make her go-A-WAY! I’m taking the aptitude test. Darn it.
Hmm, this ain’t so hard. I’m gonna ace this shit.
Who discovered The Americas?
*I’m popeye the sailor man…sigh. Unfortunately I didn’t snap a picture of his results, but seeing how he is very knowledgeable of History, we can guess where this one went.*
3 random secs later…
Why? What’s wrong Boris?
I’M GETTING OUT OF THIS DARK HOLE AND GOING TO TOWN!
Woman! Sum it up:
So I sent Boris, I mean Ivan, to look around town and find some friends. He went to the town’s City Hall, very pretty building and statue of…whatever that is, oooh I know what kind of tree this is,
Nway, it was boring, like this chapter so far, and so I sent him to the Karaoke bar.
3 not so random secs later…
This should be fun!
-_-*what can I do when my legacy is not HAPPENING!!*
Calm now…moving on.
BORIS I SWEAR IF YOU DON’T MEET SOMEONE SOON I’M GOING TO SENT YOU BACK TO CAS!! EDIT. AS IN NO BORIS!
Ooh cutie alert!
Alright! Get some lines working boy…
“So, are you a celebrity? Because you’re so beautiful, you should be in movies.”
Agk!! She hates him! What kind of lame line was that?? >:
Quick, cat videos!
It always works.
They talked about music, and played some rock/paper/scissors.
“I’m an art appraiser…well, not yet, but soon to be…”
She is falling asleep Boris and so am I…and the readers if they are still here. *wow you guys are the best*
“Hey do you know who discovered America?”
*Kitty left right after that. Can’t say I blame her. T_T This means no babies.*
“I love painters. We shall get together some time. I’ll nude for you. It’s late now, but here is my number. You should call me.”
Painter? Bah. As in: not exactly.
You want babies no? Shut it.
Yep, I’m a sexy painter from France.
Kay, end of chapter… Annnd this is where I go cry from disappointment. T_T
“Hello, yes I would love to enroll in your Arts program.”
“600 simoleons? Hahahahahaha…
“Can I get a layaway plan?
“Hey! That was rude!!”
NEXT CHAPTER PLEASE!
Thank you for reading! And sorry it was not exciting, next chapter things start getting more “interesting”